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Naked Man Jumps into Supermarket Fish Tank in Ukraine

From Ya Plakal:

Naked supermarket visitor jumps into an aquarium

In a supermarket in the Kryvyi Rih in the Dnipropetrovsk Oblast of Ukraine, a naked customer has jumped into an aquarium holding fish that were to be sold.

Comments from Ya Plakal:

Eugetan:

Did he lose a bet?

Жожопель:

Fuck, he was fishing with live bait

artdj:

I will never again buy live fish at the supermarket :)

Bener: (responding to above)

Sorry, but do you eat fish from the river, thinking that nobody swims naked there? And or even go to the toilet? Well, well.

shoggot:

Do you think that they’re going to chuck this fish in the trash? Nah, it’s already on some happy shopper’s table…

Невидимый:

But why? Why didn’t the fish in the aquarium bite the worm???

Sapojnik: (responding to above)

Obviously the worm was a bit on the small side, I couldn’t see it …

Serkin70:

I wonder if there were any eels there. “Work” for them would have been a bit more interesting [than usual].

sslon72:

Shame there weren’t piranhas ))

fmaster16:

Is there a sauna nearby???

elMundo:

How much per kilo?

Zlobny:

If fish could talk …

guff:

Obviously it was very hot outside.

Танос:

I’m from Dnipropetrovsk … I saw this weirdo. No words.

SP1CE:

Well, at least he didn’t have time to piss in the water, judging by the speed he got out with … the fish have escaped with just a shock.

insaider:

They’ve turned off his water at home!

fred555fred:

What a boring life I lead …

жопень:

Maybe he’s feeding the fish sausage

rosewell:

Hm … lucky the aquarium didn’t shatter when he climbed in … otherwise the video could have gotten bloody.

нчбогенз:

Couldn’t wait for the beginning of summer

slavs:

Homeless guy having a wash?

kuzstevik:

In this week’s qualifier for ‘Ukraine’s got Talent’