Foreign Affairs Ministry

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  Russia Demands Answers From Ukraine and Berlin about Weapons
  A rumour that Ukrainian weapons are being sent to Syria via Germany has sparked the Russian government to demand answers from Germany and Ukraine on the issue.
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  Russian Citizens Advised Not to Travel Abroad
  The Foreign Ministry has issued a statement saying that Russian citizens should not travel abroad for fear they may be arrested or detained by American authorities.
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  Madonna Now Considered an Illegal Immigrant in Russia
  The Russian Foreign Affairs Ministry has announced that Madonna is in fact an illegal migrant worker, pursuant to an investigation instigated by Vitaly Milonov.
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